What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.