What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

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What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !