How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.