Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.