Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.