How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.