How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"