Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.