Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.