What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!