What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!