How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"