How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.