What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

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What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

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It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes