What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA