What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.