What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.