What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.