Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.