Captain America Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

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What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner