Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.