Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.