How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!