How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.