What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.