Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

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Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Big Advantage Jokes More Big Advantage Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

How would you say you handle job pressure?

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Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Big Plus Jokes More Big Plus Jokes

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.