Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Big Advantage Jokes More Big Advantage Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.