Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

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Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus