Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

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Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus