What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo