What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"