What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice