Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B