Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B