Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.