Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.