Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.