Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date