What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.