What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.