Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.