Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto