What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir