What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.