What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it