What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn