What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.