What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.