Because they've had their chloro-fill.
He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.
Nah, I must stay.
A pool table.
Fall...
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Shedding season