Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment