Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise