What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!