What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.