What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.