Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!