Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!