What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!