What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!