Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!