Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.