What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!