What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What is small, bald and wrinkled?

Danny DeVito

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.