What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.