Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.