Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

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Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.