Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.