Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.