Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.