Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.