What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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What does Ron Howard ask before watersports?

You down with Opie pee

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots