Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.