Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.