What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.