What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane