How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!