How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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I was just following odors."

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An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.