How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

What's a german's favourite number?

Nein