How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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None if nobody's looking.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call a bench full of white people?

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.