How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron."

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate