Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.
Have CNN report on how bad it is
TL;DR"
I'll tell you tomorrow.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
I tell you tomorrow.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
A: Close encounters of the nerd kind