What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

A: Pooched.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.