What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!